The Persona 4 Kink Meme ([info]badbadbathhouse) wrote,
@ 2009-02-12 23:30:00
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Ooh~ la la! Never in my wildest (and wettest) dreams did I ever think this kink meme would yield such passionate results! With nearly five thousand comments in the initial post, I figured it was high time we bring the naked party over into a new post to leave the first open for request followup and... other forms of fulfillment.

Ladies, gentlemen, those Chippendale dancers I hired last week and have kept on retainer, hoo hoo, I give to you

SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
PART TWO


In this scintillating post of mine, you can comment anonymously with any pairing from Persona 4 and whatever astoundingly perverse or adorably vanilla kink your little heart desires. Delicious non-con, innocent fluff? Oh, darlings, it is very acceptable to bare your deepest desires here. ♥

If you're lucky enough, your request will be delivered by some sweet and sexy anonymous, and what better way to boost the levels of reciprocation than by filling out a request yourself? After all, we've all come here for the same~ thing~! Don't be shy, darling, we are all friends here. And if you see a filled request that nonetheless inspires you? Sloppy seconds are so very much encouraged. For a list of some finished prompts, head over to [info]verybadindex or [info]marukyurevue if you so please~!

Kiddies, our only real rule here is the request to blank out spoilers, like so:

I'd love to see myself Kanji involved with <font color="white">everyone even remotely available after July's events~</font>

Because half the fun~ of Persona 4 was learning all the twists and turns of the plot for ourselves, wasn't it? Anyone seen breaking this rule (and darlings, always remember that you can send your sweet Kanji a note through the Livejournal message center!) will have their request deleted in a hopefully timely manner.

Let's do our best, everyone! In this kinky paradise, men, women, and shadows are all invited.


Hugs and kisses,
Kanji~

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Always Use Protection
(Anonymous)
2009-05-03 06:31 pm UTC (link)
0.

Nanako should have known that hiding the report card wouldn’t do any good. In a town as small as Inaba, her father could get her report card by calling her principal and hearing the grades over the phone.

That wasn’t what made her feel guilty, though. No. What made her feel guilty was the way her father looked at her, as though she had stubbed her toe.

“Nanako, what is this?” he said, holding out a clean print out of her grades. “Your grade in math dropped by ten points. Is everything all right?”

“It’s still above an eighty,” she said.

“Are you having trouble in class?”

“No—”

“Is the material too hard?”

“Dad.”

“I just want to know,” he said, drinking from his mug. “I’m not always there for you, but if I can help you in anyway, then just let me know.”

Nanako bit her lip. “It’s... it’s a guy in my class, Dad.”

“What?” His expression hardened instantly. “Who is he? Is he picking on you? Why I ought to—”

“I’m... I’m in love, Dad.”

Doujima dropped his coffee.

---

1.

“And then,” Nanako said glumly, “he threatened to make me change schools.”

“Come on, Nanako-chan.” Chie Satonaka, her father’s partner, and Nanako’s long-time friend, patted Nanako’s shoulder. Her father made Chie come over to his house so she could learn how to make decent coffee, but had gotten a call a few minutes ago, and went outside to yell at the guy. While he was out of the room, Nanako decided to take her chances. After all, she remembered that Chie had dated her brother for a time—but when Nanako thought about it, just about everyone had dated her brother at one point or another. “I’m sure he’s just surprised. I mean, wow. Your first crush! Wow. What’s the guy like?”

“It’s Yoshiki Mine-kun.” Her heart fluttered, for a second. “He’s really... nice. He’s always helpful, and very gentle, and he’s nice, and when I forgot my lunch he gave me his, and then I helped him with math—”

“Uh-huh,” said Chie. “Wait. Yoshiki Mine? His brother’s that biker, isn’t he?”

“But Mine-kun’s really nice,” Nanako said. “And he can’t even ride a scooter. And I’m going over to his house on Sunday to help him watch his little sister, and I really want to know what I’m supposed to do.”

“Uh... Hmm. Well, I’m not really that good at stuff like this. I mean, when I had my first crush, I beat him up on the playground and everyone got mad at me. And when I was with your brother, we had our first kiss after we kicked a bunch of people’s butts.”

“I’m not that good at fighting, though,” Nanako said glumly. “I can’t even punch people correctly.”

“Sure you can! I mean, punching’s fine and all, but I prefer kicks, you know?” Chie bounced on the balls of her feet, prepping for a quick demonstration. “Like... hwa-taaaaa! ... Oh, crap!”

“Satonaka! Was that the sound of you putting another hole in the wall?”

“No, sir! Not at all!”

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Always Use Protection (2/3)
(Anonymous)
2009-05-03 06:32 pm UTC (link)
2.

“And then Dad yelled at Chie-san for giving me advice about my crush,” Nanako said to Rise on the phone. Rise was in Tokyo visiting Nanako’s brother in grad school, and when her brother called back, Nanako had demanded him to put Rise on the line so they could talk. After all, if she told her brother that she had a crush on someone, her brother would probably come after Mine-kun with a nailbat.

“That sucks, Nanako-chan,” Rise said, her voice clear and sparkling over the phone. “So, you wanted advice on what to do? ... Sempai says that you should give him Mine-kun’s address.”

“Huh?” Oh, no. Nanako felt a sinking feeling in her stomach.

“Oh, sorry, Nanako-chan. When sempai gave me the phone, it was on speakerphone, so I didn’t turn it off. But in my opinion, if you like him, just tell him! Hold onto his arm, wear cute clothes when you’re over at his house, and make sure you stay really close and—sempai! That’s not f-fair I’m tickli—hahahahaha! Sempaiiii—n-no... N-not now, Nanako-chan’s on the phone! Geeze, I swear, can’t you wait until I’ve taken a shower? A-aah—Nanako-chan, I’ll talk to you later, okay?”

“Um,” she said. “Sure.”

She hung up just in case her brother and Rise forgot to, and tried not to blush.

---

3.

“And then Rise-chan told me to tell you two hi,” Nanako said, which was a lie, but not too far from the truth. She had gone straight from school to Tatsumi’s Textiles, and there had found Kanji and Naoto in the shop. “Naoto-san, you dated big bro once, right?”

“Everyone did,” Naoto said, smoothing Kanji’s hair back. “Although yes, I did have the pleasure of dating sempai for a time.”

“Me too,” Kanji added. “Sempai really knows how to pick people up. He was really smooth about it. Always made sure he was real understanding and gentle.”

“Sempai was always very... understanding,” Naoto said, her face reddening a bit. “He was a true gentleman, although I’ll admit that sometimes he always had trouble turning other people down.”

“You’re still bitter that he went off with Rise, aren’t you,” Kanji said.

“Nonsense. I’m glad to see the two of them are happy together, but I do miss Rise’s company.”

“We could try asking Yousuke-sempai to join us instead,” Kanji said. “I mean, ever since he dated sempai that one time, he’s been pretty good about the entire sleeping-with-men thing.”

“Yousuke-sempai would think that the three of us together is more masculinity than he could handle in one bed,” Naoto demurred. Then, to Nanako, she said, “I would advise monogamy, myself. You’d be amazed at the complications that arise once you’ve found out that you’ve dated half of Inaba by proxy. Make sure to always use protection.”

“And practice turning him down,” Kanji said. “Otherwise you’ll end up trying all sorts of weird positions—ow!”

“Please,” Naoto said, still pulling at Kanji’s ear. “Do not corrupt the children.”

---

4.

“And then Kanji-san found out that I was interested in Yoshiki Mine, and he flew off the handle,” Nanako said.

Yousuke, who was at the computer managing Junes’ finances, took the time to look away from the screen and say, “Well, Mine’s brother is the head of a biker gang in town. Kanji hates them. Drives him nuts.”

“He called big bro in front of me,” she said. “And now he and big bro want to meet Yoshiki-kun. Can’t you talk them out of it?”

“Sorry, Nanako-chan,” Yousuke said, winking. He ruffled Nanako’s hair. “No can do. I’ve already sent Ted on a stake-out at Mine’s house—hey!”

“I’m going to find someone who can give me some real advice,” Nanako huffed, storming out of Junes. Really. It was as though there was some town-wide conspiracy to make sure she could never date anyone in Inaba.

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Always Use Protection (3/3)
(Anonymous)
2009-05-03 06:35 pm UTC (link)
5.

“And then I ran into Teddie and he said that I should ask you about how to score,” Nanako said.

“Teddie said that?” Yukiko asked. There was an amusedlook in her eyes as she pruned the flowering tree, but the shears made a truly disturbingly sharp ‘snip’ as she sliced off an entire branch with ease. “Well, I wouldn’t be much good at giving you advice. I’m not even sure who I’ve dated, aside from your brother and Chie. Oh, there was Maebara-kun for a while, wasn’t there...? Chie said that I was dating him, but I don’t really remember.”

“But you were really popular in school, weren’t you?” Nanako asked. “I heard that Yousuke used to call you ‘the Amagi Challenge’.”

Snip. There went another branch.

“Rise-chan’s right, Nanako-chan,” said Yukiko, collecting the fallen branches. She plucked a few flowers from them and handed the flowers to Nanako. “You should just tell him without hesitation.”

“But what if he says no?”

“Hmm,” Yukiko said. She placed a few flowers into Nanako’s hair, and smiled. “There might be some problems, then. I’m pretty handy with fire, you know.”

---

6.

Big bro called later, just after dinner. Her father was listening to the conversation w

“If you’re going to tell me that you’re going to beat him up if I see him, then I’m not listening,” she said.

“I wasn’t going to say that. Will you listen to me? I promise to not make any threats.”

“... Okay.”

“Relax,” he said. “Don’t be nervous. You’re smart and funny and any guy in Inaba would be lucky to have you. And if he says no, then we’ll burn down his house.”

“Big bro!”

“Fine. I’ll have Kanji and Yousuke and Teddie give him a talk.”

“Big bro!”

“Nanako. It isn’t murder if there’s no body.”

“Good night, big bro,” she said, but she couldn’t help giggling as she hung up.

Later that night, her dad tucked her into bed, despite her protests that she was too old for that. He patted her shoulder.

“Just remember,” he said, “we’re family. Your brother and all your friends will be there for you, no matter what.”

“Yes, Dad.”

“Just be yourself. You’re everything a father could ever ask for.” He stroked her hand, gently. “I’m having Tasumi and Amagi chaperone you. That Hanamura kid’s installed cameras in the guy’s house, and Shirogane and Satonaka will be nearby with their guns ready. I’ve already cleared out a cell in the local jail in case things go badly.”

“Dad!”

“I’m just joking,” he said, chuckling. “Well, a little bit. I did clear the jail cell out.”

“Good night, Dad,” she said, burying herself under her covers and willing herself to disappear. He kissed the top of her head and tucked something underneath her pillow before he exited the room. He had left a dress for her, and a can of mace.

At least it wasn’t a gun.

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Re: Always Use Protection (3/3)
(Anonymous)
2009-05-04 02:25 am UTC (link)
Ah, this is perfect XD Chie's, Yukiko's and Naoto's were my favorites I have to say. Dojima sounds familiar with the sound of Chie putting holes in his wall XDDD

...I will forever fear Yukiko with any form of scissors. May I even reference that sometime?

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writer!anon
(Anonymous)
2009-05-04 04:15 am UTC (link)
Dojima never has any luck with his partners, does he? First he gets Adachi, and then he gets a batty martial arts fanatic. XD

Go ahead and throw in wherever. It's fanfic, after all, so it's not as though I have a monopoly on the idea. :)

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(Anonymous)
2009-05-04 02:52 pm UTC (link)
It was a really fun fic... except for Kanji and Naoto's part. The random sexual stuff and Kanji's OOCness kind of threw a wrench in the mood of the rest of the fic.

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Re: Always Use Protection (3/3)
(Anonymous)
2009-05-04 03:38 pm UTC (link)
actually...I really liked Kanji and Naoto's part, especially the line about Yosuke! Rest of the fic was great too. good job, anon.

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(Anonymous)
2009-05-04 09:34 pm UTC (link)
It's because the rest of the fic was believable, but that part screamed of fanon (what with Naoto saying she "missed Rise" and Kanji going on about how he'd dated Souji) which was something I wasn't expecting. Not that shipping fanon pairings is bad, it just didn't fit with the rest of the story, where everyone was acting relatively close to canon.

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(Anonymous)
2009-05-05 03:49 am UTC (link)
Writer here.

I was actually trying to poke fun at pimp!Souji and the general fandom subtext machine in that section. Sad to see that it didn't work terribly well this time, though. Maybe the next fill will turn out better. :)

Thanks for the comment, nonetheless!

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